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Name: BootyInMyEye
State: New York
Metro: New York City
Birthday: 6/13/1977
Gender: Male
Interests: sleeping, sneaker fetish, daydreaming, bukkake, napping, people watching, dozing off, pop culture, passing out, tickling, yawning
Expertise: booty connoisseur, minesweeper, curling toes, your mom, spotting your panty line
Occupation: Retired
Message: message meEmail: email me
Website: visit my website
AIM:  BootyInMyEye
Member Since:
11/12/2002
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| the knicks held their second annual open house at madison square garden this evening. apparently, last year's stellar season of 33 wins versus 49 losses didn't garner enough interest to sell out tickets for the upcoming season. surprising. in an effort to sucker in potential season ticket holders, they gave out 50th anniversary yearbooks, offered free food from the concession stand, a meet and greet with john starks and the knicks city dancers. all for the low price of free. who am i to say no? i even recruited two friends to rsvp for the event but of course, they bailed, just like every single one of my acquaintances for anything i do. yes, they've lost the "friend" tag and are now known strictly as acquaintances. in fact, i'm starting up a website just for them at www.acquaintancester.com. come join. we can be-acquaintance each other. i wasn't planning to spend any money but lo and behold, they were offering a sweet starks knicks jersey for $60 bucks. plus you had john starks autographing in person. that was a no-brainer. as he was signing it, i teasingly asked him if he wished the knicks should've retired his number so that marbury wouldn't have been able to wear that number himself. with a sheepish smile, he immediately responded, "nah. nah. nah." as though it were the polite thing to say so as not to reveal any ill-will towards marbury. personally, i'd be miffed. especially, when he's such a fan favorite. everytime he makes an appearance on the jumbotron during a game, he gets a rousing ovation. he's not the most engaging of personalities so i didn't want to bother him to take a picture. besides, i already have this from last year:
because of the height differential, his hand was gently patting on my shoulder blade while mine was caressing his lower back. aaawwwkward.
amy, syndee, and danielle expressing their displeasure at my awol buddies
cindya, kristin, and michelle wishing i was part of their four-way so after i grabbed my freebies and food, i walked into the arena and struck up a conversation with a sales rep, acting the part of a semi-interested prospective ticket buyer. i asked him about season schedules, half-season plans, three-game plans, pricing tiers, blah, blah, blah. then he mentioned $25 seats for a full season. my ears perked up a bit and he invited me to visit the 400 level, aka $25 cheap-bastard seats. we sat down in the first row. hmm...view wasn't bad for $25. i went to two games last year and while the views were slightly better, we shelled out $60 for each. these were $25 and we'd have dibs on the first row on the 400 level. he continued with his selling points: $1,100 for a full season, 7 monthly payments of $157, free giveaways for certain games, regular gameday price of $40 for those same seats, playoff priority (i had to stifle my chuckle a bit here), legal scalping of tickets, which the governor recently endorsed a bill for, free framed autograph of walt "clyde" frazier, free signed section of the hardwood floor by john starks again, and my name on the jumbotron welcoming me to the knicks family. he gave me some time to think about it and left me his card. as i was inhaling my free hot dog, i placed a call to my diehard knicks groupie, d.sit, and just like that, we got suckered into a full season of knicks' futility. woohoo. i hope they let kobe play in ny this year. it'd be a travesty if i had to suffer through kwame brown trying to take over the game for a short-handed lakers squad.
our view
our seats
this reserved section cost $500,000 for a year but it gets you into every event at msg. knicks, rangers, concerts, circus, etc. good golly. high/low: high would be helping out my director with some issues at work today. nice to get some face time with her to show what a great resource i am. hopefully, after a couple of more years of service, they'll bring me on board to become full-time. low would be getting duped by my supposed "friends." www.bastardster.com 7-23-03 | | |
| Monday, July 2, 2007 glorious weekend. didn't have time to post until now.
copped two pairs of the jordan xi low le in the cool grey colorway. one to keep. one to wear. but of course, i never wear them right away. that'd be silly. it'll probably be a couple of years before i break them out. i'm not gonna let jb decide when his kicks should be retroed. i'm gonna decide when they should be retroed. break necks with the icyness while others have already been beaten up. cause that's how i roll. son. 
the science barge, docked at 44th st. on the hudson river, is a sustainable urban farm powered by solar, wind, and biofuels, and irrigated by rainwater and purified riverwater. i took a tour of the facility before it gets tugboated up the river to 72nd and riverside after the holiday. in a word: cool!
i've never seen crops so green in my life. so perfect, i 'd believe they were genetically altered before i'd think they were grown 100% organically. not a hint of any insect infestation whatsoever. every limb and leaf, perfect. these are the veggies they use as models for your local supermarket's circular. my rabbit would have a field day here and i wouldn't have to worry about him digesting anything harmful.
cherry tomatoes for sampling. best tomatoes i've ever had. scarfed down five of these in about a minute. took some for the road.
i wished they served onions and sausages on board
cucumber stalks-to-be
cherry tomato vines
herb garden
more cherry tomatoes and solar panels
did i mention the weekend was glorious?
last meal at moondance
my boy, dirk
i have the same palm size as chamique holdsclaw. don't know if i should be proud or ashamed.
when i grow up, i want a girl with a booty thiiiiisss big...
i got a letter from the spice girls today:
"Thank you for registering for Spice Girls Tickets. We are so excited about being
on tour again and really hope you are one of the lucky ones who get to come and
see us!
Remember to keep checking www.thespicegirls.com for updates and we may even be
adding other dates to the tour!
Lots of love
Emma x Geri x Mel B x Melanie C x Victoria x" high/low: high would be watching mike slowly intoxicate himself right before my eyes. low would be watching him tumble headfirst into his drawer. i hope he makes it through the night. 7-2-03 | | |
| i have a free yankee ticket to give away to one of my fans. contact me and it's yours. the game is on tuesday against the twins. seat is located in the right-field upper deck tier box section. it's normally a $40 ticket but i got it cheap so i can part with it at no cost. only stipulation is that if you arrive early for the game and are one of the first 18,000 fans 21 and over, you will be given a complimentary dvd copy of game 1 of the 1977 world series. if you receive it, burn me a copy. you can keep the original or give it to me if it doesn't interest you. this is your view:
 your friend,
bootyinmyeye | | |
| hi.
that's six external, plus three internal. the other guy had it worse. a gash that required 14. know your role...don't ever fuck with bootyinmyeye ever again, punkass. ah yes, the casualties of pick-up basketball versus scrubs who think they can actually ball and dive for every loose rock. for the record, i was the one who got fouled. i might have to tattoo a third eye to cover that scar up. i can't begin to tell you how frustrating it is to find an activity partner amongst my friends. if it involves riding the subway, staying sober, a sporting event, traveling out of the borough, something new, something old, getting a bit sweaty, waking up early, coming home late...i can't find someone to go. for some, venturing out of their zip code is a fucking chore. seriously. give me a fucking break. if staying at home is that much more fun, by all means, stay at home alone. doing nothing. watching reruns. abusing the air conditioner. fuck fresh air, exploring the city and lively atmospheres.
only losers sit by themselves all the way in the last row
speaking of which, this was already game 15 of the year for me. can't beat $5/$9 seats. oh wait, yes you can. $15 all-you-can-eat seats.
manhattan from shea high/low: high would be being selected for the parks department's under the stars program. i'm sure the reason i wasn't picked last year was because i was one of hundreds who chose central park as their first choice. i opted for alley pond this year and voila, i'm in. low would be filling out paperwork for my er visit to have my stitches removed. wtf?!? that meant this five-minute followup was to be considered a whole different procedure. i don't have full coverage so this procedure was going to cost me more money, just to get the sutures off. i was wondering at the beginning why the nurse asked in disbelief why i didn't just go to my doctor or have a girlfriend remove them for me. the only positive spin i could put on this is blaming it on the my inexperience with the er. haven't had to go to a doctor since '97. my body's held up pretty well all this time. 6-18-03
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